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Random CUHWC conversations

Sometimes you enter a conversation and you have no idea what they are on about. Here is a short visit to that surreal world.

Lottie: "He looks a lot like Austin."
Kate: "Who?"
Lottie: "Austin."

David C: "We should have an orgy."
David P: "We just need a bit of lubrication."

Helen: "Oh Michael, tell me I haven't just sat back in cow poo!"
Michael A: "You haven't just sat in cow poo. It was sheep poo."

Kate: "What's Sex Wax for?"
Will: "It helps you stay on top."

Austin: "I thought it didn't happen until the Annual Dinner."
Peter: "It didn't, but it was on the New Year trip that the seed was sown."

Alison: "Who's better in bed - me or Alex?"
DC: "You - you're smaller and it's more spacious."

Here's Alex M trying to guess what subject Olivia does (theology):

Michael: "It's like a cross between theology...damn!"
Alex M: "So is it ASNAC?"

Alex T: "Can you smell toast?"
Kate: "T-O-A-S-T"

Helen: "Your rucksack looks like a huge erection!"
Egg: "Would you like to touch it?"

Toby Speight (with help from the Trip Book)

Last modified: Tuesday, 24 July 2007, at 10:34 (BST)