Jane Bryden wrote this as an entry for the CUSU Societies Guide (The May Anthologies Version):
We're a hearty lot of Hillwalkers,
Oh yes we are
Spend a lot of time
Propping up the bar
Yet when we make an escape
From this flat land
We find the hills and climb them
A happy puffing band
At 4pm on Friday
At Churchill we appear
Jump in a minibus
To get to hills far from here
In blizzard or in sunshine
We pose for summit pics
So come and join the club
It's better than the flicks