Random CUHWC conversations

• Lottie: "He looks a lot like Austin."
• Kate: "Who?"
• Lottie: "Austin."

• David C: "We should have an orgy."
• David P: "We just need a bit of lubrication."

• Helen: "Oh Michael, tell me I haven't just sat back in cow poo!"
• Michael A: "You haven't just sat in cow poo. It was sheep poo."

• Kate: "What's Sex Wax for?"
• Will: "It helps you stay on top."

• Austin: "I thought it didn't happen until the Annual Dinner."
• Peter: "It didn't, but it was on the New Year trip that the seed was sown."

• Alison: "Who's better in bed - me or Alex?"
• DC: "You - you're smaller and it's more spacious."

Here's Alex M trying to guess what subject Olivia does (theology):

• Michael: "It's like a cross between theology...damn!"
• Alex M: "So is it ASNAC?"

• Alex T: "Can you smell toast?"
• Kate: "T-O-A-S-T"

• Helen: "Your rucksack looks like a huge erection!"
• Egg: "Would you like to touch it?"